In a CNT exclusive interview, we learned some shocking, and truly unbelievable things from Nick Melillo.
Growing up in Connecticut He grew up watching Indiana Jones. “Who didn’t want to be a whip-carrying archeologist when they were a kid?” Opting for a hipster hat instead of the traditional fedora and finding it “…just too dang hot for a leather jacket.” Nick traveled the world studying ancient history.
“During my time abroad, and before I started with Drew Estates, I got itch to search for the Ark. That search has led me to some interesting places, and it’s how I was able to meet my brethren who initiated me into the Illuminati.
The search was my real reason for departing Drew Estate, “I had saved up some cash, so I figured what the heck, most of us will only live once.” It turns out that searching the globe for an artifact that has eluded mankind for thousands of years was expensive, it did not take Nick long to burn through his available cash. “Sure, I receive a monthly stipend from the Illuminati, but as a new member it wasn’t much. I had to start Foundation Cigars to fully fund the search.”
“If you ask them, the Ethiopians say they have the Ark of the Covenant, and I fully believed that and more or less gave up the search.” You can see this influence in many of Nick’s cigars and media campaigns. “Even to this day, I have a close relationship with them, truly magnificent people and culture.”
Believe it or not, cigars are what punt him on the hunt for the Ark once again. Over after-dinner drinks and cigars with the Earl of Carnarvon, at Highclere Castle, the Lord mentioned he had a small collection of manuscripts brought to England by one of his ancestors. “In his library I stumbled across the “keystone” to locating the Ark.” It turns out the Ethiopians did not have the Ark after all, just some pieces of the tabernacle, which is basically a biblical circus tent that the Ark was kept in. Nick was able to use his prior research, as well as this new data to locate and recover the Ark.
“It is currently safe and secure at an undisclosed location under guards supervised by Thief Operandi, my bodyguard appointed to me by the Illuminati.”
When CNT reporter jokingly asked if he was going to search for the Holy Grail next, Nick responded cryptically “Why search for what is not lost….” Then abruptly ended the interview.