Well-known Bradley Ruben is taking a leave of absence from Alec Bradly Cigars to compete in the 2022 USA Open Mullet Contest. The departure should only last until August 31st, the final date of voting in the open mullet division in which he is competing.
When asked for a comment, Bradley stated that he has fully committed to the “lifestyle” as it is not just a haircut.” “I have been competing and winning in a few local competitions around the country and have continued to become more and more successful.”
CNT has also learned through an inside source that Bradley has been approached to appear in some movies as a result of his recent notoriety. The word is he may accept a role to play Ron Jeremy, otherwise known as the Hedgehog, in an upcoming Hallmark Channel made-for-TV movie.
Alan and Alec Ruben said they were “astonished” at Bradley’s recent lifestyle choices. They both quickly followed up to clarify that they were totally supportive. “We support and standby Bradley, and we look forward to creating some outstanding cigars for our customers while he is away. We will also be able to ease the hairnet protocols we have had to put into place.”
Remember, folks, the voting ends on August 31st, 2022, get out there and cast your vote for Bradley the Hedgehog. If not for him, then for his family.