Court documents obtained by the CNT legal review team revealed that an obscure cigar review and fake news site, Blind Man’s Puff, is being sued by the American Civil Liberties Union.
The suit is based on the fact that no one associated with the Blind Man’s Puff is sight impaired. The CNT leaga review team is following this case closely and will report when a court date is set.
“We were shocked to hear of the shenanigans that have been going on at Blind Man’s Puff. To appropriate sightlessness is despicable. We looked at the website, and if anything, it should be called Tasteless Man’s Puff,” said the ACLU in a statement.
“This is all just a misunderstanding. We are sure everyone will see what is going on when we get to the discovery phase of the suit.” Emmette Malone, the founder of Blind Man’ Puff, told CNT from behind some suspiciously dark sunglasses.